Homosexual women are known to sleep all day, being the lazy God hating creatures that they are. This means most of their shenanigans go on at night when it is dark and they have less chance of being exposed. This is when they are most likely to try and call you daughter to sneak out of the window for some homogay beaver eating. If you notice your phone ringing after 6 pm, and your daughter wanting to take the call in private, she is probably well on the road to becoming a homogay slut muncher.
